yep. and it’s usually the last one.
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Katie. 21. I like cute animals and tattoos. And I'm completely and hopelessly in love.
It’s my favorite twins’ birthday, and five months that I’ve been with Brandon.
And I’m too fucking depressed to be stoked about any of it.
Great.
Honestly ALL of these things are fine with me. Have my legs hairy, ctfd, not talk crap, NO FOOTBALL EVER, no seafood or pork, no ugly clothes, and stay away from me when I’m menstruating.
Let people be their gay selves.
And the best part is that they are ALL from the EXACT same book that the “gay marriage abomination” verse comes from.
My dad just emailed me this huge list of puns oh my god
I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.
When chemists die, they barium.
Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.
I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Type-O.
We’re going on a class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no pop quiz.
Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?
Broken pencils are pointless.
I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.
What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
All the toilets in New York’s police stations have been stolen. The police have nothing to go on.
I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
Haunted French pancakes give me the crêpes.
A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.
The earthquake in Washington obviously was the Government's fault.
Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings, too.
